humansofnewyork: “We’ve been married 31 years.”“How’d you meet?”“I saw her on a bus, put my watch in my pocket, sat down next to her, and asked her for the time.”

humansofnewyork: “We’ve been married 31 years.”“How’d you meet?”“I saw her on a bus, put my watch in my pocket, sat down next to her, and asked her for the time.”

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